Peraphon's Joke Archive

MY JOKE ARCHIVE

Here is some insanely funny stuff for you to read. Hope you like this stuff as much as I do. I'm not the author of any of this stuff, and I don't claim to be. The copyright notices, where available, have been left intact.

The Bastard Operator From Hell saga
The Bastard Operator From Hell is a hilarious saga by Simon Travaglia, written around mid 1992 onwards. It is all about a systems operator who COULD exist out there somewhere, but hope we never meet him in a dark alley. This is the story of his adventures, conquests, tortures and assorted unproven murders. I don't think this collection is complete, but it comes pretty close.

Star Trek Humour
I've been a Star Trek fan from way back. Funnily enough, I'm not really a fan of the original Star Trek series, but I do like the movies. Star Trek:The Next Generation was my favourite, followed by Star Trek:Voyager and Deep Space Nine.

Top 10 ways to get rid of Wesley - Great ways of getting rid of that annoying little pre-pubescent know-it-all puke.
TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETATCHED HEAD - The poor android always gets a bashing... and this is no exception.
TOP 100 REASONS WHY CAPTAIN PICARD IS BETTER THAN CAPTAIN KIRK - Remember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer goes back to college and the nerds end up with him? This is the list the nerds SHOULD have had.
Top 10 Signs that Star Trek is Becoming Predictable
Star Trek: The Next Supermarket - The TNG crew run a supermarket... is 20th century commerce ready for them?

The Dr Seuss Purity Test - Test your purity... just don't tell anyone your score!

The 12 Days of Christmas - A better version, believe me.

Scientific Reasons Why Santa Wont be Coming This Year - A perfectly logical explanation.

Sexual Harassment Consent Form - If only it were that easy, eh? ;)

Because We Are Men. - There's some truth here...

The Paradox Of Men - A response to "Because We Are Men".

The Difference Between Men And Women - I think this pretty much proves how thick we men can be in these situations.

Real Life Cyber Sex - A grain of reality for the bread of fantasy.

The OJ trial as Told by Dr. Seuss - The cat in the hat has a good one here.

Well Trained Horse - Proof that horses are a man's best friend.

Tarzan - Interesting variation on the Tarzan meets Jane theme.

The Horse and Chicken Story - The punchline says it all.

Spot And The Young Man - Everyone knows it was the dog's fault... really!

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