A HORSE AND A CHICKEN WERE PLAYING NEXT TO A LARGE OPEN
HOLE IN THE GROUND BEHIND A BARN ONE DAY. THE HORSE FELL IN.
HE YELLED UP TO THE CHICKEN "HURRY, GO GET THE FARMER! HE'LL
KNOW HOW TO GET ME OUT!" THE CHICKEN RAN TO THE BARN, BUT
COULDN'T FIND THE FARMER. THE CHICKEN RAN INTO THE HOUSE
BUT STILL COULDN'T FIND THE FARMER. OUT IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
SAT THE FARMERS NEW BMW. THE CHICKEN, DESPERATELY WANTING TO
HELP HIS FRIEND, GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE BEHIND THE BARN
AND UP TO THE HOLE. HE GOT OUT AND TIED A ROPE TO THE BUMPER
AND THREW IT DOWN TO THE HORSE. THE HORSE GRABBED THE ROPE
AND THE CHICKEN PULLED HIM OUT OF THE HOLE.

THE NEXT DAY THEY WERE PLAYING NEXT TO THE HOLE AGAIN. THIS
TIME THE CHICKEN FELL INTO THE HOLE. HE YELLED UP TO THE
HORSE, "HELP! GET ME OUT!" THE HORSE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN
STRADDLED THE HOLE AND LOWERED HIS PENIS DOWN TO THE CHICKEN.
THE CHICKEN GRABBED HOLD AND WAS PULLED UP OUT OF THE HOLE.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:









If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick
up chicks.