Top 10 Signs that Star Trek is Becoming Predictable

10. During any episode of Voyager, you yell at the television Oh, that's
    never going to work, you're not going home anytime soon.

 9. You can quote technical dialog for O'Brien or Torres before they make
    it up.

 8. When new life forms appear, they look just like lifeforms we've seen
    before with different costumes.

 7. All the planets Voyager approaches look strikingly similar to ones that
    the Enterprise has visited.

 6. The Dominion seems to be asleep during most episodes, even those that
    take place in the Gamma Quadrant.

 5. You successfully guess most plots before the credits finish.

 4. It's getting hard to tell the difference between Voyager promos, DS9
    promos, and promos for repeats of ST:TNG.

 3. Voyager does an episode called The Naked Truth where, you guessed it,
    the crew goes kinda loopy on some virus that is a Delta Quadrant variant
    of the one that hit not one but two (count 'em, two) Enterprises.

 2. Nichelle Nichols, Walter Koenig and George Takei guest star on either
    Voyager or DS9 during the next sweeps period.

 1. The cast and crew of DS9 and Voyager accidentally switch scripts for an
    episode and nobody notices until filming is completed. (Except for
    Cirroc Lofton, who thought something was wrong when a scene called for
    him to donate a lung to Quark).