Top 10 ways to get rid of Wesley

10.  After slugging sown six Shirley Temples in 10-forward, Wes stumbles
     to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell."  His broken
     body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit.

 9.  Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.

 8.  Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock the
     little snot around a bit."

 7.  Data catches him tossing off.  Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed
     explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarassment.

 6.  Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control
     panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has, once again,
     been picking his nose.  He is summarily fired.

 5.  Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.

 4.  On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
     Chewbacca-like creature.  Here, she returns, and they once again get
     involved.  (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she mutates
     back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing sex slave.
     She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.

 3.  In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and STNG, Spock
     attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Weasley.  Spock barely survives,
     spending the next several days scratching himself and whining.

 2.  Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down to
     clean out the photon tubes.  Later, Someone makes a comment about the
     needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.

 1.  Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
     stuffing"  not realizing that tribbles multiply anywhere.  Even an
     emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.